Jumped in my Grave

The act of highjacking someones seat without their knowledge, usually when they are hitting the shitter.

Dude, I got to take a dump and come back and you jumped in my grave!

by BT3100 April 23, 2010

White Guys Jumping

a very humorous Oxymoron

hey did you see white guys jumping? looks like someone mustve bought a trampoline

by nig00h May 06, 2006

jump off the g4

get off my dick, command for dick riders to dismount the g4

1) Caz: "Then fools stay jockin my shit"

Al: "Tell them niggas jump off the g4"

by caz money August 07, 2007

Double jump nut

When you jump and then nut to jump higher

Similar to double jumping in Mario but you nut instead

Kid 1: yo our ball is stuck up on the roof
Kid 2: I got got you all I have to do is double jump nut

by Crill March 09, 2020

dump n jump

A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body

Jane was out of bc pills so I had to hit her with the ole dump n jump last night!

by JackOffAllTrades95 June 01, 2019

mad air jump

When you swing back and forth on a swing then on your final swing out you release and propel your body forward and away and try to retain your balance as you land on the ground.

Crazy Johnny did a mad air jump off the swing and when he landed on his conchy joe butt.

by conchy joe March 23, 2014

Colorado Bean Jump

When you and your sexual partner break into a Taco Bell and participate in violet acts of sodomy using the taco ingredients then later putting the ingredients back to be eaten by people the next day.

"Me and Stacy are gonna head up to Taco Bell tonight to participate in a Colorado Bean Jump with her parents."

Tim's hoe slowly poured a Baja Blast on his penis during the Colorado Bean Jump.

by Bean Duncan November 03, 2017