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facebook dead

When a person hasn't accessed his facebook account for a long period of time and doesn't intend to do so for another long period of time, the person is said to be facebook dead.

If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.

Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.
Steve: Hey, why is John never online on facebook?
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!
by hcranomtsaleht December 13, 2012
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Dead Zoned

When you express your feelings for another person and they not only reject those feelings, they completely ignore you and any contact you make.
"Yo I tried to talk to Derrick after I told him how I felt but he dead zoned me. I haven't heard from him in a month."
"Bruh, Kesha told me the other day that she's pregnant, Ima have to dead zone her man she trippin."
by C.Baritone January 7, 2019
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Dead Data

(noun)

1 : (cultural warming) Data that is no longer relevant.
Vogue is dead data.
Louis Vuitton is dead data.
by lquipu July 18, 2017
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dead bait

Men or women at clubs who are so boring or un-interesting in conversation that they're not worth the bother, talking to them. (Usually in groups of 2).
Guy1: Hey, having a good night?

Girl1: No.. I want to leave.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: They're dead bait, move along.

Guy2: Agreed.
by TakeNotez January 26, 2014
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Dead blow

A dead blow is a blow job so good she keeps sucking after you cum and literally sucks the life out of you.
Man did you hear how Matt died?

Yeah man he got a dead blow from joshes girlfriend
by That’s a hammer June 1, 2018
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love is dead

love is not real and loyalty isn’t either. you can’t trust nobody inna relationship
Bryan : bro she cheated on me

Kelvin : i told you love is dead
by copan February 16, 2023
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Dead Off

Another way of saying someone got killed, got clapped, got beaten badly. its really just a saying of someone getting super violated to the point of no return
Person 1: You see that little waste youth over there? he got dead off for talking mad shit

Person2: LMAOOOOO yo oh nah that boy got dead off
by 50zMon007 July 6, 2021
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