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Nut Crack

The fine space in between a man's ball sack.
Dude my ex-girlfriend kicked me so hard in the nut crack when she found out I was cheating.
by Nut Crack March 7, 2015
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Nut Burn

A burning sensation in a person that occurs when you feel a satisfaction from one other.
Damn he so hot he gave me nut burn...
by SlateLiv May 28, 2021
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Nut Basket

A woman who gets pregnant from a guy only because he's rich.
"Lauren London and Nivea both had babies from Lil Wayne? They ain't nothin but Nut Baskets!"
by D. Motes October 31, 2009
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phantom nut

the act of telling your partner your gonna cum, and then spitting on your partners back, and as they turn around blowing your load in there eyes, blinding them and taking off into the night.
1. Last night i met some whore at the bar and then gave her a phantom nut and made off with her car.

2. Who knows, what fear lurks in the heart of women, only the Phantom Nut knows.
by blueberry bandit July 28, 2008
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Crackle Nuts

1: A term used to define the sounds made when a person spills rice crispies on their testicles.

2: Often used to describe the appearance of the testicles after being in the bathtub too long.
Billy had a bad case of Crackle Nuts.
by b0nd007 October 17, 2006
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Doody Nuts

Nickname for he who wipes his ass from back to front.
Shit your balls stink, Doody Nuts!
by bradzilla May 6, 2003
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Clapping Nuts

Male on male anal sex whereby the rhythmic pounding creates a pendulum effect and the two ball sacks start clapping together.
My roommate and I decided to try broholing last night and ended up clapping nuts.

I could hear my dad and uncle in the garage clapping nuts.
by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020
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