tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010

Zooted and booted

Getting dressed up...usually button up and a tie or a suit. Business casual style, no t-shirt, no sneakers.

What's the dress at that club? Can I rock anything or do I need to get zooted and booted?

by King Swag May 30, 2006

BD Boots

BD-Butt Damaging. BD Boots are those really pointy toed boots that look like if you kicked someone in the arse with them it could cause some serious damage. Also applies to shoes (BD Shoes)

Erica: Woah those are some awesome BD Boots you got there!
Sarah: Yeah I know! Look how pointy they are!

by Ktbird May 21, 2006

off the boot

First everyone used off the hook, then off the chain...now it's 'off the boot'

The Ruben Studdard CD, "Soulful," is off the boot!

by Andrizew January 9, 2004

Boot Knocker

A frozen bottle of water (containing "MAD ICE CRYSTALS") sold by a fat black man in Washington D.C. that strongly resembles Bizarre from D12. The term can also be used to describe something important

This shit's the boot knocka, yo gotta buy one.

by Evan, one of the fat black man's forever-impacted February 13, 2003

Knockin Boots

Fuckin' a girl with boots on, and her boots be hitting together.

I fucked her so hard, we were knockin' boots.

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

Boot Boob

Boobs that look like boots

Ma'am, you have boot boobs.

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by breenigguh August 23, 2011