Mum

What did you expect

Your mum. The person who gave birth to you. You have a mum even if you are adopted. What did you expect.

by Hsbs April 1, 2019

leons mum

woman with a big penis and big tits. she is also a prostitute

i love leons mum

by leons mum March 27, 2024

UR MUM

the best phrase ever

me: UR MUM

by sunnygoat December 30, 2021

ur mum

it means that whom ever says this wants to have s*x with your mum. 'ur mum' is an expression used to agree or nuetralise a conversation.

' haha you thought that was funny, that was sh*t' then in responce ' ur mum'

by exwils2802802802802802802 September 26, 2023

andrews mum

she had a boner

wow she had a massive boner that must be a andrews mum

by chewyfeet69 May 15, 2023

Freya’s Mum

A very strong character who does not stand for any nonsense. If you’re on your phone for any more than 5 minutes a day, then you may as well say bye to it for the rest of your life. Although she may seem mean, she is a lovely woman; however, her youngest daughter tests her patience. To everyone else, she is a pleasure to know and very pretty. She also tends to like tall, brown haired boys who get 29 commendations, but then again, who doesn’t?

“Oh no, it’s Freya’s Mum, better put my phone away!”

by bigdaddy43.69 July 27, 2019

your mum

your mum.

chavvy abby: who is going to the party tonight?

you: your mum.

by rnboozle January 15, 2022