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Melania is a good friend and seems very kind at first. Once you get to know her and her character traits you can't really handle it. She gets mad over really small dumb things. She always wants to be the center of attention. Likes stealing people bestfriends. She wants for people to know her and hangs out with popular people to get fame. She will randomly stop talking to you and say that she won't force anyone to talk to them when she was the one that stopped talking to that person lmfao. She's greedy and selfish. Gets annoying a lot. At some point she becomes a fake friend because she she turns all her friends into like her slaves. Tells them what to do and if they don't do it she gets mad and stop talking to them until they apologize. Not the best person to make your bestfriend well at least the one I know. She gets in everyone's business. Tells everyone about her problems then makes it seem like she's the victim. Makes everyone feel bad for her. If she finds out you have a crush on someone then she will go looking for him and steals him from you even though she's crushing on someone else. Doesn't understand funny terms like "thats cap" but only says it to fit in😂. This isn't towards all melania's but it's towards the Melania I know😂. So please don't be offended.
Bro Melania is annoying as fuck.
She gets in everyone's business and talks a lot of shit.
She's chill at times but always wants everyone's attention.
Melania by kapkapkapkapkap November 27, 2019
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Mélanie-Dior 

Mélanie-Dior, or more commonly named MD, is a rare specimen you can observe in the east of France. You can spot her thanks to her beauty and brightness. MD loves to say « Titre ! » all the time and I think it’s beautiful.
Let’s do the Mélanie-Dior dance !
Mélanie-Dior by Zia December 12, 2019
The human embodiment of an arse trumpet
splooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof.

Sounds like Melanie is nearby
Melanie by Bukawow May 2, 2020
An Eastern European mail-order bride sold to a wealthy American man in exchange for a green card. On the surface may seem attractive, but in reality she has a dark, irredeemable soul which makes her ugly. As part of the deal, she performs sexual favors for the man and ignores his darker pedophilic fantasies that he acts out with underage girls provided to him by his pal Epstein.
Look at that snooty group of Melanias having Mimosas at brunch.
Melania by Darkside Dad July 9, 2020

melanicous

Containing generous amounts of Melanin, an attractive person of color.
Beyoncé is melanicous!!
melanicous by Mr. Juanderful July 22, 2020
melanie is someone who seems nice but let’s be honest we have all been stabbed in the back by a melanie and if you haven’t just wait... melanie is a very pretty person who will be a bitch to you about how ur not a melanie will always be there for you ... sike she will push u off a cliff. so if you have a melanie in ur life god has cursed you for no reason at all.
ew don’t do a melanie
melanie by hsbdjebeh August 23, 2020
If your name is melanis.. then your a certified bad bitch . You don’t let no guy boss you around . You don’t slack. You make that bag reguardless. & your every Girls jealousy.
Melanis is very powerfull
Melanis by Baebie November 1, 2020