Martin

The typical German man likes to pretend he is a “nazi”, he tends to trip over his own feet on a daily and some how land on a dick not too sure why.

Alfie : Ohh shit is that Martin tripping over some stairs

Fin: what a classic faggot

by Shaggatron April 14, 2023

Martin

He is a frickin god at chemistry

Martin is handsome too

by Buttonofbztters November 13, 2020

Martin

Martin is frickin good at chemistry.

Martin is very handsome too

by Buttonofbztters November 13, 2020

Martin

This nigga a chief

Yo Martin said this aint it chief.

by coochie destroya October 09, 2018

Martin

Sad f*cking bitch crying over every shit possible.

Buying expensive hygienic products for no fucking reason. Used to be so fucking fat now is only big. His pp is like worm I sucked last Tuesday.

Look at this poor boy , he really is Martin.

by Blund3r November 21, 2021

Martin

Best kayak slalom athlete and turned coach ever!

He is such a Martin.

by Sria June 29, 2024

Martin

Professional Slovenian Canoe Slalom Athlete, a car enthusiast, and a friend of Ria.

Martin is the best kayaker in the world!

by Sria February 09, 2024