mother f'er

One who has sex with their wife/girlfriend after the said party has already had at least one child.

After having sex with my wife last night, I am now a mother f'er.

by Dave March 31, 2004

Mother twitter

A nicer way to say mother f****.

Your friend just posted a picture of you naked... MOTHER TWITTER!

by mfix August 13, 2011

dutch-mother

a term defined as being a deuche mother, deuche being commonly misspelled by stupid children, hence has been converted to dutch, and mother as in mother fucker

John-HA i raped your sister last night

Bill: STFU john, you are such a dutch-mother

or

Brendan: I fucking hate that kid

Jacob: Yeah, he is such a dutch mother

by sprinkles7897 December 07, 2009

Mother-Chip

That last nacho chip you find at the bottom of the pile with loads of everything on it.

"Man! That's one badass mother-chip. You gonna eat all that?"

by Cyrus Bonez May 23, 2007

a single mother

you

your a single mother -brandon
what does that even mean-daniel
either way its gay-brandon

by lil broskii February 06, 2018

mother of toothpaste

int. used in place of "oh my god" or "god damnit"; used by religeous people.

also "sweet mary, mother of toothpaste!"

mother of toothpaste, that hurt!

by Aninymouse October 24, 2003

Mother Bird

v. to ejaculate into a partner's mouth. And subsequentally to have them feed it back to them.

You better mother bird for me ho, before I slap you.

by Edalexben March 12, 2008