Loser Lock

A court ordered breathalizer installed to immobilize the ignition of a drunk loser.

I tried to take a chick home from the bar, but I couldn't get my car started because of my loser lock.

by Greg Chapman, Ben's Boss February 2, 2012

loser loaded

when you get so intoxicated that you act, resemble and are labelled based on your drunken performance as a loser

"Let's go out and just get loser loaded tonight"

"He was so loser loaded at Madison's party that she may never talk to him again."

by Doff-doff October 20, 2013

Loser Face

1. Describing a loved one when being annoying in a cute way.

2. Also used by little chikdren as insults

Stop tickeling me you Loser Face!

by Ilcapo April 9, 2015

Loserism

The ability to be a loser

Man, Ede sure can't get a Hawkmoon, his loserism is heavily on display

by shelbss.w September 2, 2015

Loserplop

Someone that is so sad that they have no friends

Person 1: Hah look its Tristy, she is such a loserplop

Person 2: haha she has no friends

by Izzyqwer December 30, 2015

Loser Date

A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.

You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?

Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.

by AliveBrain September 8, 2016

loser cookie

When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!

"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"

by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016