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Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"
Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"
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*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."
2 seconds later,
"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
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2 seconds later,
"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
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