Smol Jacob

Smol Jacob is a small man or woman with a unibrow and a semi moustache.

Smol Jacob is someone who’s under 5ft and walks around with a bag bigger than themselves.

Man one: ayo smol Jacob WHATS up diggity dog and how’s yo unibrow going?

Smol Jacob: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’s’sy’es are you and what are you doing in my home?

by Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’ November 28, 2019

Jacob high

Short gay round and likes drink

Likes managers who he can't get
Let me some of that belly he said
Yada yeet

The Jacob high was spotted entering a candy store. He never returned but was later found dead in the stock room eating candy. Defined

by Yamyam44 February 27, 2023

Jacob’s balls

Manky, wrinkly things that he likes to rub in everybody’s face and when they faint he has some yummy times with them as he infects them with blue waffles

Man I hate Jacob’s balls

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Ooh Jacob

A term used in place of "That's What She Said". Typically used when anything of a sexy, immoral, creeper, or immature nature appears. Commonly used as an alternative to perverted. Normally used to describe a close, perverted, "ladies-man". Name does not have to be Jacob. Should not be used to describe yourself.

*Picture of a sexy girl in a bikini appears*

Person: "Ooh Jacob."

*Friend admires a cute girl passing by*

Person: "Ooh Jacob."

by Shernona June 14, 2010

Jacorn on the Jacob

Chilly obsidian potato

“This Jacorn on the Jacob is undercooked, I think I have salmonella.”
“Aha! Deep down I always knew you were a raw chicken.”

by Xylo April 21, 2020

Jacob Paterson

ugly and mean jk good with guys tho ;)

hey I wanna meet Jacob Paterson he's a real charm

by Jabsiansn May 23, 2016

Gabriel jacobs

Has huge peepee and is friends with people who also have big peepee and chick's with large peepee's too.

Girl a :look at gabriel Jacobs peepee

by Bubbly bubba April 13, 2022