once-freshman, now-sophomore who is the leader of the mobster gang at school; although he was small and once average weight, he still had the most power in that circle of people; some people are concerned, however, because lately he has gotten taller and lost some weight, thus making him look rather manorexic; also known as Ali Harbey Oswald
Ah, look! It's Italian Mobster Guy! Geez, he's so manorexic these days. I'm concerned because he's lost so much weight over the summer. You should be too.
by El_Scorcho September 18, 2004
Get the italian mobster guymug. a sex move known to itlian-americans as well as a sandwhich made by "lefty" at the NIEHS cafeteria in RTP.
by sonny_D April 8, 2008
Get the hot italian grindermug. A set of items which can be used in any fix-it applications. An Italian tool kit consists of a paint scraper, which can be used as an ice scraper, a chisel, a screw driver, a griddle cleaner, a BBQ scraper, a pry bar, a box cutter, a fly swatter. There is also a hammer which can be used like a hammer, but not usually. A hammer is used when a screwdriver is not handy or is too time-consuming. The claw end of the hammer can be used to open bottles. A wire coat hanger: This can be used to stir paint, open a locked car door, replace the car's radio antenna, clean a clogged drain, clean the vent on a clothes dryer. Electrical tape: much more precise than that old Redneck Duct tape, which BTW loses it's sticky. Electrical tape will be around for decades longer than duct tape.
"Yo, Benny! Go in the Italian tool kit and get the paint scraper, I need to open the window; I forgot my keys on the kitchen counter!
by Turkey Trot November 12, 2010
Get the Italian tool kitmug. a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
by MC peepants October 14, 2010
Get the Italian pizza bagelmug. by DRRASH November 18, 2011
Get the Italian Truck Stopmug. A bowl of chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs used as a masturbation tool for guys of Italian decent.
by cheddarbob October 7, 2020
Get the Italian pocket pussymug. by joey kissed my cock March 1, 2023
Get the Italian oil wrestlingmug.