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wifi win

The act of finding Wifi during dyer needs of information only obtained at the time of needing the internet without data or signal.
After long debate over a trivia pursuit game answer, Joe had a Wifi Win after acquiring access to local wifi to ensure the correct answer over numerous fact checked websites.
by AdverageJoe_Earth August 22, 2017
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Win

Win is the hottest person you’ll ever know he usually thinks people are weird and has weird relationships with friends he’s the sexiest person ever and has a huge penis has a great personality and will always make you laugh if you meet a win don’t loose them cause his penis is huge
Bo:bruh I just wanna fuck her but my penis small

Win:well I get to cause I have a big dick
by Win Newman April 30, 2022
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quick-win

Said by someone who is promoting their idea. Normally it will be done by someone else with normal speed
John: This could be a quick-win.
Beth: And how do we plan to do it?

John: You do it, not me.

Beth: You are a dick!
by random citizen June 13, 2019
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Win

You didn't win anything. You did what the Jews always do and lied and fucked your sister.
Hym "Hey, I can say it too. I win. You lose. You see how meaningless it is? How many Jews kids did you get killed trying and failing to stop me? Where'd Candy go? Where's your doppelganger? You don't care about any of the thing you pretend to care about. All of the justification for doing what you're doing here is the things you care about. It's not about your kids. Your entire life is being extra special businessman and you are objectively worse then a fat stoner loser who didn't even have to try. No amount of Jew loans and lying to your kids is going to undo that."
by Hym Iam March 5, 2025
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nah I'd win

was said by satoru gojo before fighting the king of curses ryomen sukuna

**Gojo does not win**
yuji: "Sensei, whos stronger between you two"

Gojo: "hmm if sukuna regained all his strength then it'd be a tad difficult"

yuji: "would you lose?"

"nah i'd win"
by Jujutsukaisenfan1234 December 25, 2023
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Bi-winning

Coined by the surreal genius that is Charlie Sheen. He's not bi-polar, he's bi-winning.
I'm bi-winning, I win here, and I win there.
by Hannahv123 March 20, 2011
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Thawng Win

Thawng Win is the king of delivering the gayest and wildest lines with a punchline that could make a sailor blush. But here's the twist – it's all in the spirit of laughter and good vibes. Thawng Win fearlessly explores humor's wild side, turning every sentence into a potential surprise. His jokes ride the edge of outrageousness, but he's a master at never crossing into offensiveness. In Thawng Win's world, humor is a celebration of diversity and a reminder that laughter knows no boundaries. He effortlessly turns potentially awkward moments into opportunities for genuine connection, proving that, in his book, being outrageous is just another way to spread joy. So, buckle up for a wild ride into Thawng Win's world, where every word is a potential punchline and every laugh bridges gaps.
"Thawng Win walked into the room, and within minutes, he had everyone in stitches with his hilarious and unexpectedly wild anecdotes. You never know what he's going to say next, but it's all in good fun – he's the master of turning any gathering into a laugh-filled adventure."
by Icey toast November 18, 2023
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