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Relationship Canon

Things about an IRL relationship that are agreed upon by everyone in the relationship.
C'mon, it's relationship canon that I know more about decorating. Stop second-guessing my decisions

You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.
by UncleAlias July 3, 2021
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Men pursuing short term relationships

Jordan Peterson's ASSERTION is demonstrably false. Their level of competence likely varies. Their level of confidence is independent of their pursuit. Amd doesn't the Dunning Kruger effect demonstrate an inverse correlation between confidence and competence? If their not competence isn't it likely that their confidence would be high? And the issue exploding into nebulous plume of semantics regarding what constitutes 'competence and confidence' for example if you look at Leonardo Decaprio he's one of the most competent actors of all time. Clearly pursuing short term mating. 4 to 5 years max. Jordan peterson believes it takes at least to years to even get to know a person and he also purports to believe that the only true consent is marriage.
Hym "So, men pursuing short term relationships AT THE VERY LEAST are unlikely to have the attributes ascribed by Jordan Peterson. If you look at professions with a high volume of groupies you see both a high level of competence and excessive short term copulation (i.e. Athletes, Musicians, Actors, ect). It just isn't the case. It's literally just a true scottsman project on to people who are fucking all of the women while ingoring entirely the women's agency in short term mating."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Relationship impact

Can be used for a newly found relationship or a really bad break up, its basicly either when a friend has just gotten into a relationship and WILL NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THERE FUCKING PARTNER or, when they break up and it wwIII, they will eye eachother out, get there friends involved and start a massive facebook fight THAT WILL SPAM YOUR NOTIFICATIONS BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBOBLY THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE GETTING TAGED IN THIS SHIT!
1) damn it, stacy gonna ask out tim and were gonna get the relationship impact because we put up with her shit
2) watch out, tim just cheated on stacy, prepare for the relationship impact
by Mishamisha June 4, 2015
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Crockpot relationship

A relationship where you are serious enough to buy gifts for each other but you know it won't last. Your friends will ultimately receive the gifts after the relationship is over.
-Linda, are you still with Nick?

- No, it was just a crockpot relationship. Want the sweater he got me?
by ListenLynda September 16, 2017
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middle school relationship

a relationship between middle schoolers that is usually cringy, drama filled, short lived, and/or idiotic. you will likely want to vomit due to the cringe
Tara: Omg Kyle you’re soo cute!
Kyle: Stawp it! You’re cuter!
Tara: I wuv you so much honeybun! <3
Kyle: I wuv you more my sugarplum!
*awkward side hug*
An average kid trying to get to class: I'm gonna be sick. They’re the cringiest middle school relationship ever.
Their friend: Ditto.
by mikutoaster July 4, 2022
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seahorse relationship

It is a romantic relationship that is the complete opposite of a normal relationship where the women does all the work for the man and the man expects to be served in this relationship the women eats the mans ass during sex instead of the other way around and in rare instances the man gets pregnant these relationships usually don’t last very long because the women is sick of the mans shit literally and figuratively
Wait she paid for his meal I hope they don’t have a seahorse relationship
by Lolimachickenn January 10, 2020
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Non-relationship

Non-relationship (noun) - a special bond between two individuals in the 21st century, based on friendship and characterized by the absence of defined or traditional relational structures, while allowing the freedom to explore emotional and physical connections in an open and unconstrained manner.

In this non-relationship, there is a strong bond between individuals, which may include a possible romantic or sexual connection, but is always open and flexible. Although there is no defined relationship structure, individuals rely on trust, mutual respect, and sincere communication to maintain their special bond.

People who engage in a non-relationship are usually able to manage their emotions and communicate openly and honestly with each other, and this relationship requires a high level of emotional maturity and effective communication to be successfully maintained.
Although they were very close, they both agreed that they didn't want to define their connection as a traditional romantic relationship, but rather as a non-relationship based on friendship and mutual respect."

"Their non-relationship allowed them to explore their feelings for each other without the pressure of labels or societal expectations."

"Many people are now opting for non-relationships as a way to experience emotional and physical intimacy without the constraints of a traditional relationship."

"It takes a lot of trust and communication to maintain a successful non-relationship, as there are no clear rules or expectations to guide the individuals involved."

"Their non-relationship was unique in that it allowed them to pursue other romantic interests while still maintaining a deep emotional connection with each other."
by Non-relationship February 25, 2023
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