brown paper bag

A 32oz or a 40oz bottle of beer wrapped in a brown paper bag because you like the look of it usually bought at quik stops, gas stations,7-11's... Ect.

Also the title of a slaming DJ Khaled song
Let's hit up the quik stop and get us some brown paper bags... Son!

That brown paper bag.... That brown paper bag!!
by Cecilia and Sabrina October 12, 2007
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Tactical Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper placed in the toilet bowl on top of the water to reduce splash-back and noise.
The toilets were busy so i used tactical toilet paper to hide the fact i was taking a dump, not a piss.
by AE1990 November 14, 2011
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Double Paper Bag It

Similar to Paper Bag It, where you put a paper bag over the head of a woman you are having sex with to cover her ugliness, to Double Paper Bag It is have sex with a woman so ugly, that is becomes necessary to cover your own head with a paper bag just in case her's comes off.
Dude 1: Hey what do you think about doing it with Maurice?
Dude 2: Are you out of your mind?!? She makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Megan Fox!!
Dude 1: It's all good, just got to double paper bag it!!
by TheNotoriousKEV March 09, 2010
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Toilet paper sushi

A turd wrapped up in toilet paper to resemble maki sushi wraped in seawead.
Damn he served me a platter of toilet paper sushi, with yellow sauce.
by AnTi_mTtr August 16, 2010
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paper bag princess

A female with an immaculate body, but a less than satisfactory face.

Named after popular Robert Munch character of the same name.
"this girl had a nice body, but a filthy face, so I put a paper bag on her head, and had my way with her. One might just call her a paper bag princess"
by Chodester July 16, 2003
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Paper Back Flanigan

Taking a book out of someone's bookcase and preceeding to deficate (shit) between two of the pages and then placing it back on the shelf. A.K.A. "The Ultimate Bookmark."
"Jimmy Jillikers!!!" Harvey exclaimed as Otis paper back flaniganed his copy of "The Great Gatsby."
by Don Everest April 03, 2005
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The Toilet Paper Bitch

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.
Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself
by Dakknessssss May 08, 2010
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