imagination hat

the imaginary hat your second grade teacher told you to put on, but never told you to take off!

using his imagination hat helped john deal with this life!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

bunny hat

Gamers who run around in games collecting every single object they can to increase their gaming score. This can also refer to gamers who complete needless quests not relevant to the game play to increase their score. Players who try to achieve every trophy in a game.

Babe, you don't need that. You're just collecting bunny hats.

by SassyMissy October 5, 2013

Hat of Assery

A much classier way of calling someone an asshat aka a huge jerk.

Girl 1: oh my gosh that guy was being such a hat of assery.
Girl 2:...what?
Girl 1: please hun I'm a classy bitch and asshat is SO not classy.

by poltergeist-people June 24, 2014

hat fat

when taking your hat off makes you look fatter and older.

Did you see Bob with his hat off?

- Yeah he looks 10 years older and 20lb heavier.

He's hat fat!

by taylorhawkins August 11, 2010

Hat Girrl

Hat girl is better than stupid hat kid. Hat kid is dumb. Hat girl is amazing, everybody wants her, but nobody got her.

Look at hat girrl

by a kool dude October 10, 2020

Crotch Hat

A condom (Latex tube with one opening that prevents pregnancy, almost all the time)

Best Sex EVER last night dude but she wern't on the pill so i had to use a crotch hat so my baby gravy stayed put

by GezJDM February 4, 2009

Scat hat

A shit-covered scalp, often the result of a bowelcony bar being dropped onto someone's head.

David staggered in dazed and confused wearing a scat hat, after someone threw some feaces from a balcony.

by Zonal K August 26, 2019