Hairy Harem day

things get hairy on hairy harem day January 22
grab the your partners tonight

Hairy Harem day (person one) welcome to the harem you live in a dungeon now and get new clothes every month

by among us sussy balls issaiah November 21, 2021

hairy jumper

An exquisitely hairy muff when untamed by skivvies gets entangled in the woman’s zipper of her jeans causing her to leap in agony.

When getting ready for the party too quickly Mary decided to go comando causing her to experience a traumatic hairy jumper.

by Mycokin Cyder January 7, 2024

Hairy lady watchdog

Usually a quirky twitter woman/furry that doesn't like it when men make fun of some other quirky twitter woman's/furry's unibrow and overgrown armpit hair they show off on Tik Tok/Twitter to defeat the patriarchy.

Normal human being: I'm really not into hairy girls but you keep up being pressed about it.
HLW: Well she don't want you either!
Normal human being: Whatever you say, hairy lady watchdog.

by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

Hairy Houdiener

A person who ghosts people and is a complete Cock about it.

A Hairy shaft.

Bro, you’re being a complete Hairy Houdiener right now.

by Mcmarley Charlie September 19, 2021

Hairy trench

A particularly deep cavernous vagina, especially one with copious amounts of pubes. Other related words or phrases include the hairyanous trench, bearded clam, ax(e) gash, fish pocket, ham wallet, tuba slot.

Ex: man 1: dude I hooked up with Joan last week, bitch got a hairy trench.
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.

Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench

by Fredrick Quicksilver March 19, 2022

Hairy biker

DEMMI havenhand

DEMMI man you hairy biker

by Hairybiker.co.uk June 13, 2018

hairy watch

An undesired gift from an undesirable person, especially in the form of regifting.

Alisa looked with extreme displeasure at the clearly regifted item. "Oh GOD, can you believe this hairy watch she's trying to pass off on me?" as she dropped it in the trash.

by Alex FromDownstairs November 6, 2013