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Jesus Fucking Christ, there's shit everywhere, what happened?
Hazing ritual. They stuffed private Lopez with 20 tacos and his undiagnosed Grenade Gut duly saluted. He is now Private Turd Class.
Jesus Fucking Christ, there's shit everywhere, what happened?
Hazing ritual. They stuffed private Lopez with 20 tacos and his undiagnosed Grenade Gut duly saluted. He is now Private Turd Class.
by moonsuck December 12, 2023
Get the Grenade Gut mug.Verb: Only performed in a threesome, whilst the tramp is riding ones cock, she sucks the others load into her stomach. She then tells the one being ridden to punch her hard In the gut. At which point she orally ejaculates the previously swallowed load, onto the one being ridden.
Lisa was frustrated with mike and Dave, and decided to perform a gut check the next time they had a threeway.
by Big D johnny layer October 24, 2019
Get the Gut Check mug.When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts
When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts
Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts
1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts
Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??
2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...
Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!
Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts
1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts
Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??
2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...
Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!
by whitemamatotator December 24, 2020
Get the Gut Jumping mug.A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!
Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"
Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021
Get the Guts night mug.“I ate Mexican food earlier and now I have gorilla guts”
“I had gorilla guts last night, I lost a few pounds”
“Have you seen stall #4, it looks like someone had gorilla guts”
“I had gorilla guts last night, I lost a few pounds”
“Have you seen stall #4, it looks like someone had gorilla guts”
by BoyBoyBaggins July 27, 2021
Get the Gorilla Guts mug.When a man Penetrates a woman vaginally or anally , usually in missionary but some times in flat position rear entry, where a man to intensify the woman's pleasure add a hip grind/wind to his pelvic thrusts particularly thrusting deeply on the upward grinds intentionally taking care to aim for that individual woman's most sensitive walls as he has discerned from earlier thrusts. When the man does this while the woman's orifice is very moistened , the rubbing sound it produces sounds reminiscent of the sound when one stirs cheese sauce into softened boiled macaroni - hence the sex term "stir my macaroni " , but it is ultimately borrowed from a famous Bernie Mac comedy sketch where the punchline involved sex advice where he referred to this same grinding pelvic thrust instructionally saying "stir it like mother fucking coffee"
by BustHerNova August 24, 2022
Get the Stirring in her guts mug.The comparible idea to a Push Present, but for C-sections!
by TeenyWeez November 21, 2022
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