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Green Day 

Green Day, A band that teens are going wild over, who probably don't know that they even had any other albums besides American Idiot and 21st Century Breakdown. A true Green Day fan would know about: Insomniac, Dookie, Nimrod, Kerplunk, Working Class Hero, and Warning. Now all you hear is girls screaming on about "OMG Billie Joe is so cute have you heard there new song 21 Guns OMG OMG!! There first album American Idiot was sooooo good OMG!!"
Girl 1: OMG have you heard of that new pop band Green Day!!??
Me: New? they've been around for almost 20 years!!
Girl 1: nuh uh!
Girl 2: yah they have
Me: thanks you must be a true fan
Girl 2: yah...my favorite album is Nimrod
Girl 1: Nimrod?? Whats a Nimrod??
Me: one of their albums
Girl 1: wait...

Girl 2: yah...
Girl 1: so your saying they have more than two albums...
Me: NO FRICKIN DUH!!!!
Girl 1: well i like their new stuff
Me: there new stuff is okay but it got to pop-ish
Girl 1: i thought they were always pop-ish
Girl 2: nooooo they used to be Punk
Me: COMPLETE PUNK

Girl 1: whatever
Me: non-believer of The Green Day
Girl 1: what
Me: nothing...you didn't hear anything
Green Day by XxLuvDentzxX December 4, 2010
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Green Jellybean 

When an older girl acts flirtatiously with a younger boy whom she would never actually hook up with, he is her green jellybean.
The senior girl was sitting on the freshman boy's lap and they were holding hands. Although the green jellybean wanted some action the senior girl was simply a tease and would never fulfill his desires.
Green Jellybean by leoizzy41 February 25, 2011

green day 

This is a band you used to listen to and kids would make fun of you. You would then work hard on your music, get more involved and the punk rock scene would advance and grow.

And now you make fun of kids with Simple Plan shirts.
5 years ago: "Hey, look at the kid with the Green Day Shirt"

Now: "Hey, look at the kid with the Simple Plan shirt"
green day by Revolver September 14, 2004

Green Hope High 

99.9% of all kids do drugs, whether its weed, heroine, or rubber cement. Yet somehow they all have 6.7 GPAs. By far the most dominating school in wake county in all aspects. GH reigns in soccer, football, basketball, cross country, lacrosse and every other sport that counts. Rivals Cary and Apex rule at only one thing, gay sex.
Green Hope Students
John: hey u wanna go inject ourselves with whatever i can find in my kitchen?
Jack: yea sure, then we can study, i only have 98% in AP Calc.
Cary Students
Fag1: hey u wanna go stick road flares up each others asses?
Fag2: yea sure but can i invite Fag3 too, i promised him we'd do something involving our assholes and large objects.
Fag1: yea, then we can look through garbage cans for spare change.

Green-O-Ween

The modern version of St. Patricks Day has become a festival of young loud drunk people dressed in a variety of green clothing. Much like Halloween, March 17th has become "Green-O-Ween"!
Better get your flare ready for Green-O-Ween!
Green-O-Ween by wallytour March 17, 2008

Green Day 

1. A great punk-rock band from California which consists of Billie Joe Armstrong(Lead vocals and guitarist), Mike Dirnt(Bassist), Tre Cool(Drummer) and when they play live, Jason White(2nd guitar). Formally known as "Sweet Children", Green Day was named after a segment on Seaseme Street when one of the characters said something along the lines of "This is such a green day!" Former drummer was Al Sorbrante who quit the band after their first album 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours which was released in 1991. Anyone who comes here to bash Green Day has no life and needs learn to respect all types of music.
Jen: The best Green Day album is Nimrod!
Bob: No, I think the best Green Day album is Dookie!
Green Day by Jessica March 21, 2005

Green Brook 

A very small town in New Jersey. Too small to have its own high school, the students go to neighboring Watchung Hills Regional High School. The people in the town are mostly middle class and white, however the town is expaniding and bringing in more types of people. The town is divided by route 22 and the watchung hills mountains. The upper part of the town on the mountain tends to be richer and better off, as many families live in newer and bigger homes. Most kids are pretty friendly, and many are into sports like baseball. There is an abundance of different styles that can be seen, ranging from preppy, to skater, to white kids who try to dress and act ghetto. Theres not much to do in Green Brook at all. And everyone knows everyone elses business.
I wish I didnt like in Green Brook, there is never anything to do here. Yeah, but atleast we play sports and the girls here are pretty.
Green Brook by lax guy May 25, 2006