floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

Does An Airman Mop The Floor

A rhetorical question similar to “Does a bear shit in the woods” or “Is an elephant heavy”. Used by THE US Air Force, especially by NCO’s.

“Hey man, are you drinking this weekend?”

“Shittt, does an airman mop the floor?”

by mcspeedyburger December 8, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Floor Skittle

both fruity and disgusting, gay/lesbian form of insult that usually is referring to the person who brings up how they have sex or others who bring up that the person has sex

you know what i ment you fucking floor skittle

by TedBunn3 March 29, 2023

Floor cake

When your friend's mom bakes a cake, frosts it and then it falls on the floor.

Anne baked a floor cake and frosted it and then it fell on the floor.

by SUPAHIGHWAY March 13, 2024

Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder

A fish that sings “don’t pee on the floor use the comonder”

“Don’t pee on the floor use the comonder” Ratatata ratata dont pee on the floor use the comonder laaaaa la la la la

by kai_nyx April 9, 2022

chair floor

marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor

p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!

by ehhmazing July 15, 2023