Floor hippie

A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.

The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.

by Jbar1997 December 6, 2015

floor goldfish

Try it, you won't.

Justin asked Justin, "would you like to floor goldfish with me?"

by Floorgoldfish October 19, 2022

Floor Jansen

Shes hot. Milf.

Floor Jansen is so hot

by halal-stilusu fekete fem December 6, 2021

Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.

Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there

by Tokaiya June 19, 2023

When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants

putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor

by statinguard December 3, 2022

Waxing The Floor Boards

When one of the female gender takes action in a action commonly know as Flicking the Bean.

Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.

by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong May 8, 2018

floor gamer

Someone who is too poor to afford a desk, so instead games on the floor or bed with a laptop

"Yo man I don't have a desk." "Then what are you a floor gamer?"

by TheAgnetOfThipis June 30, 2014