flat

Uncool, bogus, lame, wack, or dick.

I got fired today for smoking weed in the bathroom...my boss was totally flat about it.

by J March 12, 2003

Flat Iron

When a large size person wants to have sex with a skinny person.

I wanna flat iron you tonite!

by Veronica Lugo May 17, 2008

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

by come along pond November 26, 2011

FGOAT

Favorite Game of All Time

Link to the Past is my favorite in the series (And probably my FGOAT too).

by Turbokill January 19, 2014

Atomic Flat Tire

Stepping on the back of one's shoe with great force; jumping on their heel. Intended to make their shoe fall off and make them trip/fall.

See also flat tire.

When I gave him an atomic flat tire, everyone laughed.

Give that bitch an atomic flat tire, I hate her.

by Dominick January 14, 2004

whatever floats your boat

An alternate expression for whatever helps you sleep at night, used to avoid to end an argument especially when someone says something absurd.

James: I think you're avoiding me.

Lily: Whatever floats your boat.

by punkmovement January 23, 2016

flat earther

1)Someone who was dropped on their head as a child.

2)Someone who became autistic from vaccinations.

"In minecraft the Earth is flat!"
"I hate flat Earthers, I bet they thinks vaccinations don't cause autism

by BooredPersonn June 14, 2019