flat g

not a nice place to live, really dirty sink and there is always salt in your tea

his new place is such a flat G

by donniedarkofan69sex November 2, 2020

THE WORLD IS FLAT

THE WORLD IS FLAT: A THEORY THAT DOES NOT CONSIDER THE FACT THAT MOUNTAINS EXIST.

The world is flat? No because mountains exist dude.

by jihued April 15, 2023

Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022

Flat

no curve or thick mass

“Bella is so flat”

by SimonSaysLikeThisDefinition November 24, 2018

flat spoon

Its a spatula.

Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."

by there-once-was-a-guy-named-fez March 5, 2018

As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016