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flat g

not a nice place to live, really dirty sink and there is always salt in your tea
his new place is such a flat G
by donniedarkofan69sex November 2, 2020
mugGet the flat gmug.

THE WORLD IS FLAT

THE WORLD IS FLAT: A THEORY THAT DOES NOT CONSIDER THE FACT THAT MOUNTAINS EXIST.
The world is flat? No because mountains exist dude.
by jihued April 15, 2023
mugGet the THE WORLD IS FLATmug.

Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022
mugGet the Michigan Flat Tiremug.

Flat

Bella is so flat”
by SimonSaysLikeThisDefinition November 24, 2018
mugGet the Flatmug.

flat spoon

Its a spatula.
Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."
mugGet the flat spoonmug.

As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.
The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face
by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017
mugGet the As Flat As Mark's Facemug.

mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.
when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..
by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016
mugGet the mccurry alaskan flat tiremug.

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