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fish fingered

The process / game involving inserting one finger in your partners Vagina at some point during the day (should she be walking around naked etc) then 10-15 minutes later when the act has been somewhat forgotten, insert the same (un washed) into her mouth.
“Ha, you just got fish fingered”.
by Leuk May 5, 2020
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Jingle Finger

(n/v) a holiday finger bang usually given when one forgets to get a significant lady friend a gift.

The level of the jingle finger increases if 1) performed in a one-horse open sleigh 2) performed while one or both of the people hum "Jingle Bells" 3) occurs between the months November through January

Note: It is important to never present the jingle finger as an excuse--it is always to be presented as a holiday treat.

Synonym for Yule Long, which involves a fist of jingle fingers.
Ann: I got you an i-pod for Christmas, Bob!

Bob (in head): Shit! I forgot a present for Ann!
Bob (to Ann): Thanks, girl. I got you something special: a jingle finger. Let's go to my sleigh!

Ann: I'm the luckiest girl in the world!
by John Buckner October 8, 2011
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bungles finger

The portaloo was approaching horizontal, so I snipped Bungle's finger and got outta there!
by Diddly January 28, 2004
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Nigger fingers

When a big o'l black sum bitch been eatin to much fried chicken.and possum fat when he goes to play ball with his

"home dogs"(more niggers),cant grab holt of the damn ball and it rolls out into the road and just gives us white folks a reason to flattin his black ass and get by with it.
well Lope dawg and Fuzzy top was oout playin ball one day and there friend 25cent just got done eating some fried chicken and some possum fat,then they started playin.fuzzy top passed 25cent the ball an them big black nigger fingers just couldent grip the ball. so he went chasing after it into the road and a truck driver seen him and sped up and knocked that ape back into the trees.
by Floppy Midget Stix July 11, 2009
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The middle finger

Kid 1: *does middle finger *
Teacher:Fuck you too
Other kids:oooooooo he need some MILK 🥛
The middle finger
Means '' FUCK OFF ''
or''FUCK YOU''
by Big foot November 11, 2017
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finger dip

To stimulate a female with your fingers. finger bang
"Lets go finger dip these hookers."
by Death Dealer October 11, 2006
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cock fingers

finger(s) (rarely toes) that resemble a big, juicy, shaven penis
i must have cock fingers, becuase my girlfriend sucked my fingers last night, thinking it was my cock
by motobuddy October 12, 2006
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