The best student ever. This big burly man is irresistible. Whoever finds him will instantly fall for him. He hates reading but loves audiobooks. Don't mess with him or he will give you a big fat kiss on the cheek. He also has a very massive pp.
Ethan Stai, the famous drug dealer.
by Screwviedy May 02, 2022
an absolute atomic fucking bomb of a shat, u shit urself so damn hard u snap ur own neck and give yourself life long whiplash of your entire body. if ur anywhere near someone when they make an ethans fart u will fucking die a horrible disgusting death
by crztalyt November 10, 2020
Person 1:yooo fuck you wait can we agree that Ethan is a bitch
Person2:yeah let’s go eat some legs he’s gonna shit his pants
Person2:yeah let’s go eat some legs he’s gonna shit his pants
by troll people February 07, 2017
by bbbbbllllllpppptttt June 04, 2020
Ethan Vu is the best friend you will ever meet. He is smart and helps everyone with homework and class works. But his greatest enemy is the moaning beast that will never stop moaning. If you are in JLS rm 500 you guys probably know who I am talking about.
by dskjndU January 01, 2022