Edward Cullen

He sparkles.Thinks sleeping is fascinating.Is a vampire

Edward Cullen is creepy

by Potterhead020 April 28, 2021

Edward

A high maintenance individual who includes a minimum 12.5 unnecessary additions to his coffee drink. Is typically seen on his daily commute from Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. Baristas beware.

Barista: "What can we get for you today?"

Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."

by comenerbyvote May 3, 2021

Edward

An Edward is a person who will change your life forever with their wit, humor and soft-natured personality. They are generally a person who lurks in the background and swoop in to save the day. An Edward makes an especially good father, as they have a heart of gold and tend to put their children first.

Edwards are commodities, like gold and silver.

Get yourself an Edward. They are great!

An Edward swoops in to save the day.

by TheFriendlyg1rl July 17, 2022

Edward Queef

The nickname for someone who is really short and really pale

Oi Edward Queef come here!

by Joshsmithisanonce11 June 10, 2022

Edward

Anyone named Edward are very good looking and get hella bitches, they always have a good personality and a ginormous dick

Edward you are so good looking

by Giantman June 13, 2022

Edward Furlong

Edward Walter Furlong (born August 2, 1977) is an American actor most known for playing the young John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgment Day. He's starred in various films over the years. He's also abused various drugs over the years. Nowadays he is working on his sobriety, only using vapes and Redbull to supplement the hard drugs.

Guy 1: Dude what ever happened to Edward Furlong?

Guy 2: oh dude he's sober now! I don't know if he's doing any film stuff right now but he's sober!

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

Trudy Edwards

A woman with a fat ass and huge mommy milkers. A MILF.

You see that girl. She is such a Trudy Edwards.

by vgbvyhbhys June 22, 2022