dream rocket

When you open a sleeping persons mouth and shoot your snot rocket into their mouth

I was sleeping and dreaming of space when I got nailed with a dream rocket

by Gotar February 16, 2017

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Dream Meme

Memes that are about your thoughts that can be ether sexual, morbid, or just things to make people laugh but mostly people say it becuase they rhyme

I made another dream meme lol

by くぞかわいい June 21, 2016

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dream cop

Dream Cop: A cop that exists in your sick fantasized world. His job is to cock block you so you won't jizz all over the bed or give into corruption of the porn you watched last night.

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Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!

by sdnative5901 May 22, 2016

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ski dream

The act requires 3 people in a bed sleeping next to each other, and the two people on the outside must be men so the person in the middle can give each men a handjob. The goal is two make the two men on the outside feel like their dreams were about having great sex, but the person in the middle explains their dream was a family vacation skiing in the mountains.

1: "Wow! I just had a dream about having the greatest sex ever!"
2: "No way! I had that same dream too!"
3 "Sounds like fun, but my dream was about that skiing trip I had in the winter."
1&2: "Oh fuck...it was a ski dream."

by bsmoke18 February 3, 2018

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