Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016

I-Attention-Attraction Disorder

Often abbreviated as IAAD. When people (particularly females in general) use social media to express their emotions, and leave it to their friends to ask why they feel the way they do.

Status - "I am shocked and outraged!!!"

Comment - " OMG! Why??"

Comment from the uploader - "*relentless venting of feelings and thoughts to draw attention*"

Jake: Woah, that chick has I-Attention-Attraction Disorder

by Themockingjayfromcandor June 6, 2014

Small pp Disorder (SPD)

Affects 1 in 10 men, and every man who has ever sent a picture of his junk. This disorder causes a man to develop very small genitalia, and have the irresistible urge to send pictures of his symptoms to unsuspecting women.

Man 1: brooo I just sent my pp pic to Jessica

Man 2: ewww brooo you have Small pp Disorder (SPD) , go to your therapist.

by C00chieman September 21, 2020

scrotum disorder

when you grow hair inside your scrotum instead of the outside.

Xavier has hairy testies, he must have scrotum disorder. I feel bad for him :(

by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018

sexual personality disorder

Is a disorder that mainly affects a persons sexual personality a a a a mental dysfunctional state
Which may also affect their ability to make the right choices when it comes to sexual intercourse
This is the main cause for sexual harassment , rape , and sexual abuse (molestation)

Ricky suffered from sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes October 19, 2018

obsessive opp disorder

obsessive opps disorder might refer to an enemy who is intensely fixated on another enemy to the extent that they are willing to endanger their own well-being or freedom in pursuit of that obsession. This could manifest as a relentless and extreme focus on a rival or adversary, disregarding personal safety or consequences in the process. It may be a slang or colloquial expression used in certain urban communities to describe this kind of intense and reckless behavior towards a perceived opponent

Those dude went to jail and a few died because the couldn't control their obsessive opp disorder.

by Ted Bossinova June 3, 2024

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by Proxy

Where you feel compelled all of the time to make other people do things that you do not feel the need to do yourself. Their failure to do so makes you extremely uncomfortable.

Also, making a person do something over and over again because you think they probably did not do it right before.

When my wife cleans the house, everything is good enough, lets move on. When I clean the house, everything has to be perfectly done or she gets angry and makes me do it again. I swear she has obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy.

My dad with his obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy made me go check to see if the door is locked six times last night. By the sixth time I told him if he thinks that I can't do it right, he needs to go check it himself.

by Akopian Atrebates February 28, 2021