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Dingle

Someone who is retarded, autistic and the most percentage of gay seen in that person for the past 20 years. They are both downsyndrome and adhd as they literally can’t see past their massive 3 km long ego. They often start fights because they are a dumb cunt and think they’re a unit.
by Fuck black cunts March 30, 2019
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dingle van

A dingle van is a very scruffy van that shitters live in it’s not nice looking at it smells and looks like shit
Oh look it’s the dingles living in a dingle van
by Wonky April 28, 2019
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dingle shaft

USAGE: Noun; proper noun when speaking to a professional about their Dingle Shaft (less common use).

DEF: The bulk of penis shaft that does NOT include the head (or glans), nor the satchel of the Male genitals. This is the main veiny area that is generally squeezed pounded and tugged upon during masturbation sessions.
HER: Where did you say mygooch is located, Honey?
HIM: You need a dingle shaft to find the gooch, bitch. You'll find that under my purple knob.
by Sexi Sadie 74 July 22, 2019
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Dingleberry sling

When a pet has diarrhea that gets stuck in their butt hairs, then scoots all over the house or apartment, effectively coating the floor in dingleberries.
The cat’s stomach was completely wrecked ... she did the dingleberry sling all over the downstairs last night.
by Possumgirl13 July 28, 2019
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Dingleberries

Lint balls in the genital and anal areas .
Jim Doe got dingleberries in his general areas from using the wrong toilet tissue.
by Straw white September 26, 2019
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Dingle Berry

A piece of shit that is stuck to your ass hair
by Single Berry October 4, 2019
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Dingdongdingdong

Yo that person is bald he totally needs a Dingdongdingdong.
by Kakow bitch November 28, 2019
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