dead relationship

a relationship that is over. Completely destroyed with no chance of recovery.

Remember that girl I used to date, yeah well thats a dead relationship. Now she'sjust a voice in my head.

by notwiththebs August 6, 2014

Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.

Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half

by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016

Dead Data

(noun)

1 : (cultural warming) Data that is no longer relevant.

Vogue is dead data.
Louis Vuitton is dead data.

by lquipu July 18, 2017

dead sticking

When your dick won’t get hard for any reason and you put it in dead to let it grow.

Bro, I was so nervous with this new chick last night I had to go dead sticking to make it happen!

by Thecdone February 27, 2019

Dead Zoned

When you express your feelings for another person and they not only reject those feelings, they completely ignore you and any contact you make.

"Yo I tried to talk to Derrick after I told him how I felt but he dead zoned me. I haven't heard from him in a month."
"Bruh, Kesha told me the other day that she's pregnant, Ima have to dead zone her man she trippin."

by C.Baritone January 7, 2019

Dead Cupped

(verb) an office item slated for termination due to careless usage or abandonment by an employee.

that sweater has been dead cupped_

by tehtaz September 17, 2018

Dead blow

A dead blow is a blow job so good she keeps sucking after you cum and literally sucks the life out of you.

Man did you hear how Matt died?

Yeah man he got a dead blow from joshes girlfriend

by That’s a hammer June 1, 2018