Crock

The combination of a crow and a male reproductive organ

After unzipping his trousers, Louise immediately regretted enquiring as to what John had meant when he said, "We can check out my crockery if you like?".

by Quinny1989 February 12, 2008

Crocodile Rock

A gay sexual act in which a man's balls become caked in butt-mud because they are slapping up against his partners ass crack with great velocity.

Example "We need to slow down. I'm swimming on Crocodile Rock over here."

We've got to slow down. I'm getting some crocodile rock back here.

by Kanz Frafka April 28, 2015

crockery

Slang: Crack, coke, charlie ect.

My dealers gonna pop my ass, 'cos i didn't pay for that crockery.

by MaLV April 24, 2006

Kentucky Crock Pot

After an anal gang bang, when an anus is full of several loads of semen, the owner of said anus inserts a variety of ingredients such as vegetables, meat, etc. and then clenches the anus shut to trap all of the sperm loads and food. This causes the food and semen to "cook" inside of the rectum.

Dude #1 "All of this anal sex is making me hungry"

Dude #2 "Let's make a Kentucky Crock Pot!"

Dude "1 "Oh yeah! My favorite part is the savory brown dumplings!"

by missanthropee January 14, 2011

crocodile sashimi

Use in front of other people to mean making out so they dont get what your talking about.

me and a girl totally love crocodile sashimi.

by 0100100001001001 June 2, 2008

Croco

It is an alternative word used for a guy with a huge crotch.

I want to bust that croco.

by ThiccZucc May 28, 2018

Crocodile tears

It’s when someone asks you for a favour and when you say no that person starts crying and when you give in the person suddenly gets super happy

John: can I borrow your PS4 for the weekend
Mark: no
John: *starts crying *
Mark: fine
John: Yay!
And that is crocodile tears

by TruelyUseless September 24, 2019