clown shit

A commonly employed theme in haunted attractions; most often using day-glo paint, a selection of Killer Klownz masks, stupid horns and sometimes 3D glasses. The aim is to appeal to the small portion of attendees who suffer from coulrophobia (fear of clowns). People who are afraid of clowns are afraid of one in the middle of a brightly lit room and to those who are not afraid of clowns it is stupid and boring.

I really enjoyed the haunted house we visited last night, except for the clown shit maze; that was lame.

by The Haunt Prophet October 20, 2015

Ass clown

A talentless boob that stumbles into good fortune, unwarranted praise and kudos from top organizational men despite their complex idiotry and meritless grounds of employment. A large number of middle and upper management falls into this designation.

Everyone you hate "Billy the new guy in the cubicle across from me was invited to lunch by Mr. koknballs to celebrate his newly bestowed title of Ass clown"

by kozmikblue June 15, 2010

pound the clown

1. a reference to male masturbation.
2. to waste time
3. also see "punch the clown"

I'm going to go home and pound the clown
or

I need help lifting this and Jimmy's over there just pounding his clown!

by SyntheticMindset January 19, 2011

Punching the Clown

Beating Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, or any other clown, with your fist. What else do you think that meant?

A pedo dressed like Ronald McDonald tried to lure me into a van until I started punching the clown.

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 5, 2018

ass clown

1) someone who is a total douche bag,
2)somone who is GAY and likes to "clown around" with the ASS.

1)you fucking ASS CLOWN!
2)you people are ASS CLOWNS....

by Mr Chillpill80 June 21, 2009

clown prince

An idiot. A person who is royalty when it comes to fools. Often someone who says they can do something and fails the task.

"That Marty is a real clown prince of getting shit done."

by Urban Confucius October 23, 2012

clown puncher

When a person grabs the shaft of his penis with one hand and punches the head of his penis with the other.

With a firm grip on his shaft, Teal kept punching the head of his penis like a true clown puncher.

by Team Clown Puncher Mississippi August 21, 2007