clown boner

When a man wakes up with a raging morning wood, while wearing colorful, tacky boxers or underpants

Dude 1: "WhoooWeeeee I'm pitchin' a tent over here"

Dude 2: "Man, you've really worked up a clown boner in those colorful briefs"

by narbles February 25, 2011

Morning Clown

Breakfast at McDonalds

When i wake up im going to get some morning clown

by ajbkid June 1, 2010

Clown Face

While a man is performing oral sex on a woman and the woman unknowingly starts her period. The period blood then smears around the man's mouth like red clown makeup.

Last night while giving a bitch some head, I ended up with a clown face because she forgot she started her period that day.

by TashaJ December 13, 2013

Punching the Clown

Beating Ronald McDonald, or Pennywise, or any other clown, with your fist. What else do you think that meant?

A pedo dressed like Ronald McDonald tried to lure me into a van until I started punching the clown.

by LIGMAisNotaRealDisease December 5, 2018

pound the clown

1. a reference to male masturbation.
2. to waste time
3. also see "punch the clown"

I'm going to go home and pound the clown
or

I need help lifting this and Jimmy's over there just pounding his clown!

by SyntheticMindset January 19, 2011

ass clown

1) someone who is a total douche bag,
2)somone who is GAY and likes to "clown around" with the ASS.

1)you fucking ASS CLOWN!
2)you people are ASS CLOWNS....

by Mr Chillpill80 June 21, 2009

clown prince

An idiot. A person who is royalty when it comes to fools. Often someone who says they can do something and fails the task.

"That Marty is a real clown prince of getting shit done."

by Urban Confucius October 23, 2012