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ignorant car

This is that fucking know it all dick face that’s never wrong and thinks all others are idiots. He is one cheap mother fucker who wears pants that were purchased at the food market. He would eat dog shit out of the trash can to save a couple of nickels. And most of all he is a lazy steaming pile of shit, just like most of the words that come out of his mouth that only seems to close when there is a cock in it.
That guy is such an ignorant carl, I would like to clean my asshole with his tooth brush.
by Captin-Smack April 17, 2009
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car washer

A professional thief who mainly steals cars. Sometimes includes altering a car's appearance (paint job, body kits, etc) or removing/changing the seriel numbers from the vehicle.
Tony always has the tightest rides, he's a car washer.
by jeffool January 18, 2005
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Car-Bunking

the act of sleeping in your car when you are too drunk to drive home, usually after a party. Hangovers may occur.
"I was so wasted after Mike's last night that I had to do some car-bunking until I was sober enough to drive home."
by Tommy ElBlanco May 5, 2010
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Jap Car

The only exception with the word ‘jap’ that doesn’t make it offensive cause the Japs did revenge to America by destroying their auto industry with their crazy reliable car.

A car that looks totally fucked but the fucker still runs at 400K miles on the clock.
I got this jap car 5 years ago when it had 350,000 miles on the odo, I only had to replace the serpentine belt and do oil changes.
by Fuch naut December 8, 2021
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Treble car

When a lowrider rolls up and all you hear is tss tss tss tss tss chhhh but no bass
Dude, check out that treble car cruisin for hoes around the high school, he'd do better if he could afford some bass
by Oan April 23, 2006
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driving a car

the act of smoking marijuana; this is a good way to confuse authority about what you are talking about
Why did the DELL guy go to jail?
He was caught driving a car.
by Stalker X August 25, 2005
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Car-gasm

I think it is pretty much self explanatory if you ask me...You see a HOT car...and you just can't contain yourself!
Everytime I see a Nissan Skyline GT-R I have a car-gasm! Which may be better than the real thing!
by EMO IS THE NEW COUNTRY! April 15, 2006
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