Naked and Afraid

a girl and a boy that like eachother but the girl is to embarrassed to date the boy so she doesnt talk to him at all.

"Omg Dolly wont talk to Harry!"
"Oh my god shes probably Naked and Afraid."

by sorrymargeybabey May 21, 2017

Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.

My cat suffers from naked assiditis.

by Nakeditis August 27, 2023

Naked sandbox

Having fon outside, naked in the woods (and possible include masturbation because mas turning can be fun)

I need to go outside and play naked sandbox to feel free and release my stress.

by LonelyVampire October 12, 2023

The Naked Snail

The act of lubing oneself up entirely, then proceeding the throw oneself down a flight of stairs (preferably two consecutive sets) is if it were a waterslide.

Did you see Eddy do the naked snail yesterday? Shit was rad as a dingbat! I thought he was gonna go straight through the front door...

by Flutska December 10, 2022

butt naked

to take off everything of value and give it to the person robbing you. Similar to Break yourself which can be done in conjunction with getting butt naked.

Break yo self fool, get that shit in this bag, butt naked, bitch

by The realest of the fake January 4, 2018

Naked man

A nom that has been proven to be naked

Alpha : „ did you see the naked man over there ?“

by :p tuff luck June 8, 2021

Tits Naked

When you are o my wearing pants/bottoms, often at night when you are too hot :)

Ah yes, she accidentally flashed me last night; she was tits naked!

by 1DontEvenKnowAnymore February 15, 2020