When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.
My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.
by MusicaB August 26, 2025
Get the Sneaky Burritomug. by kaliyuga September 11, 2020
Get the love burritomug. by 69Salsa69 May 26, 2018
Get the Birchy Burritomug. by GraphiteText January 27, 2019
Get the double bean burritomug. in regards to a situation or predicament that you were put in being over with and finished aka a wrap.
by Big Daddy Sums August 4, 2024
Get the Burritomug. The scrumptious monthly product of a woman’s internal taco shop. Once it has churned out copious amounts of its famous sauce, it is rolled up with absorbent pad and wrapper. This is the lady burrito. Shining it’s majesty atop the trash in the waste bin, it can be confused for those of the Bell or Chipotle variety, early in the morning. But behold, it is neither. It is the lady burrito.
S: Dude, you threw away a Taco Bell burrito?
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.
by legendsword2 March 14, 2018
Get the lady burritomug. A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.
"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."
by Raiyoshi November 7, 2014
Get the parking lot burritomug.