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Sneaky Burrito

When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.
My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.
by MusicaB August 26, 2025
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love burrito

When you cuddled up by your cat and dog at the same time.
Hey Max, I wake up in a love burrito this morning.
by kaliyuga September 11, 2020
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Birchy Burrito

After the very first time you kiss someone, you move directly into 69
I can't believe they birchy burritod on the first date!!
by 69Salsa69 May 26, 2018
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double bean burrito

The act of two people rolling up in one blanket
Man Lisa and I got into a double bean burrito.
by GraphiteText January 27, 2019
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Burrito

in regards to a situation or predicament that you were put in being over with and finished aka a wrap.
“So are you still going to talk to him?”
Girl no he played in my face Issa burrito”
by Big Daddy Sums August 4, 2024
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lady burrito

The scrumptious monthly product of a woman’s internal taco shop. Once it has churned out copious amounts of its famous sauce, it is rolled up with absorbent pad and wrapper. This is the lady burrito. Shining it’s majesty atop the trash in the waste bin, it can be confused for those of the Bell or Chipotle variety, early in the morning. But behold, it is neither. It is the lady burrito.
S: Dude, you threw away a Taco Bell burrito?
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.
by legendsword2 March 14, 2018
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parking lot burrito

A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.
"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."
by Raiyoshi November 7, 2014
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