Brian

A not so tall yet, incredibly handsome young stud. Any girl would be the most blessed woman on earth if she was given the chance to marry Brian.

My life sucked until I met a Brian.

Brian is the kind of man I want for my daughter.

Good looks will now be rated based on a “One to Brian” scale.

by Brian9696 December 28, 2020

Brian

Some weird guy who is obese. He is usually is dumb and not very handsome. If you ever meet a Brian, you should run. And he kind of looks like Homer Simpson.

Brian

by ChubbyNuggets December 23, 2021

Brian

Either a really sweet nice caring guy who won’t judge you or a fuck boy who will play with your feelings then act like nothing happened.

person 1- “how are things with brian going?”

person 2- “he turned out to be a fuckboy”
person 1- “i was convinced he was a nice brian”

by srimps08 February 18, 2020

brian ferraro section

A section of urban dictionary dedicated to the infinite definitions of all things awesome by genius comedy writer Brian Ferraro

Linda will Brian Ferraro section the fuck out of you!!! Bitch!!!!

by Brianferrarosection July 4, 2019

brian hong

A future Korean Basketball League 2x MVP that never makes it into the NBA.

Brian Hong not good enough to be in the NBA

by Brian Hong August 28, 2017

brian gibbs

A person who spells a word incorrectly while correcting another person's spelling.

"It's spelt Lynch you muppet. Go get in line at Centrelink you bumb."
How embarrassing... he just Brian Gibbsed him.

by 12345imalive October 17, 2020

Brian Cancer

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.

"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."

by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021