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Brian

A species that was genetically engineered to be superior to every other species but a genetic mutation caused the DNA strands to stick together and create Brian. They are known to have huge a pp but are unable to reproduce as they ejaculate cheese instaead of semen. They are near extinction and there have only been 2 sightings of different Brians.
Man this Brian has such a big pp too bad we can’t have babies
by Faraz cheese man March 21, 2021
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Big Man Brian

Big Man Brian is the nickname give to the obese principal of Innisdale Secondary School, in Barrie, ON. Big Man Brian is often seen spying on students, getting mad for no reason, or just looking like a dumbfuck.
A: Hey look up in the window
B: What?
A: Big Man Brian is staring at us with his fatass face
by HeyThere2310 October 26, 2022
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Brian

Brian has a huge penis and he knows how to use it correctly
Brian made this girl cum twenty times in one go
by anonymous July 12, 2021
mugGet the Brianmug.

Brian’s flop.

a phrase usually used for when a person jumps from the window, dying from the impact. Of course, inspired by Brian Thomas’ dramatic ass death.
holy shit ! that man just jumped out of the window ! “

“ that guy just pulled a Brian’s Flop. “
by noarksdefine November 24, 2021
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tossing brians

Getting so angry that hate and obscenities fall from your mouth without control.
You fucking goddam game how dare you fucking pull that shit i'm going to hate fuck your mothers corpse- tossing brians
by Komissar November 5, 2014
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cleanse your brian

Cleanse your brian pretty much means stop thinking dirty or don't be so thirsty
Dude, cleanse your brian, she's taken
by Panda lane September 20, 2017
mugGet the cleanse your brianmug.

brian

a cheater, a COMPLETELY unloyal man, a childish man who I always end up running back to no matter how many girls he’s cheated on me with that month it’s toxic i know but I CANT
p1 “ong i totally rode the shit out of brian last night
p2 “uh, what? same..”
p1 “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!! YOU !&);/1@9”!0”
p2: “calm down have him his balls are hairy anyway”
by hotmum December 7, 2022
mugGet the brianmug.

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