by Clown UvU May 28, 2021
Get the nuke the ketchup bottlemug. The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.
by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025
Get the Bottle Bonkingmug. by Average January 8, 2021
Get the Bottle Bumpingmug. A sexual reference phrase for girls who stand up against the bottled water movement. They want people to stop using plastic bottles.
Damn Andrea is really bottling Devon's water tonight!
Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)
Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)
by russiannibba69 December 13, 2017
Get the bottle my watermug. by Greatness 0wO April 15, 2021
Get the Water bottlemug. An expression for when somebody makes a bunch of attempts but someone else working with them gets the job done
Hey Jerry, you might have gotten the reservation at that new restaurant but I really loosened the bottle cap for you when I called them twenty times first
by BottleMaster June 5, 2018
Get the Loosened the bottle capmug. Bottle Bite (noun)
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
by Suay Mak May 24, 2025
Get the Bottle Bitemug.