booger-napkin

An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.

My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.

My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.

Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!

You are a booger- napkin when you drink!

by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014

booger quarter

A game where you put a booger on a quarter and place it face down then wait for someone to pick it up and yell booger quarter-similar to poop dollar.

Watch out for that quarter on the ground-it may be a booger quarter.

by sofa_king July 15, 2014

booberfriend

A friend that has smaller boobs than you so that you look better by comparison.

"I'm only an A cup, I hate bra shopping with you." Yea that's why you're my booberfriend!

"I hate bra shopping with you, I'm only an A cup." She said, dismayed. "Yep! That's why you're my booberfriend!"

by Duffgirl1986 April 11, 2015

Booerang

Pronounced : boo-er-rang

Definition : Where after your one night stand, the slut keeps coming back.

Johnny- You want to go out to the bar tonight?

Brad- I can't, I have a booerang from last night.

by Hemang Stihatch May 12, 2016

Boogerd

Beeing drunk/high beyond belief.

Getting screwed over by someone.

Skills is boogerd.

He got to boogerd last night.

He boogerd me and didnt pay me.

by The bloods July 27, 2016

booberus

the tit, the boob, the breast.

my booberus is in pain. please massage.

the booberus and the uterus

by queencupcakke January 4, 2017

booger tickle

The feeling when you rub your nose vicariously and after it makes you feel as if you're going to sneeze.

Holy crap, I got the mad booger tickles while reading and nearly sneezed out my food!

by m4deada1 March 11, 2017