Blumpkin

When you get a blowjob whilst taking a shit.

At the party yesterday I heard that Shane got a blumpkin!

by Cracker man 999 May 17, 2021

Blumpkin Spice

Fall time seasonal Blumpkin flavored spices available in most bathrooms.

Alexis was excited to get a Blumpkin spice latte in the fall.

by CharlieRomeo August 24, 2021

flirt blumpkin

To flirt with a person through text while on the toilet

I'm on the toilet but tbh u r like super cute lol Flirt blumpkin
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by frankiefootlong November 17, 2015

Blumpkin

The act of giving/receiving a blow job while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Dude, I was sitting there takin a big ol' shit when my girl came in and gave me a blumpkin.

by mrcarter044 December 4, 2016

Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, if done perfectly, and the male cums and shits at the same time, they will die

guess who just got a blumpkin

by BurntGooner September 26, 2025

Spicy Blumpkin

Where the man takes many laxatives and shit in her mouth. Now as you are letting out the rest of the shit on the toilet she keeps the shit in her mouth and gives you a traditional blowjob on the toilet.

The wife wanted to try something new so I have her the Ole’ Spicy Blumpkin

by anonymous July 22, 2024

Country Blumpkin

Oral sex recived in an outhouse or portapotty.

While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"

by Shrimp247247 October 30, 2023