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blanket humper

Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.

Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!

You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.
*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe
by Savagemylads November 30, 2018
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Blave

To lie, or to bluff. Most famously used in the Princess Bride.
“He distinctly said, ‘To Blave’”
by AmericanCookie1 January 24, 2019
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My favorite rapper is Blaz3
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blasting chunks

An unsubtle, gritty-ass description of the initial stages of the grisly prep for a colonoscopy.
Although it’s mostly a chocolaty liquid, you are practically glued to the shitter, blasting chunks for the majority of an hour!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2019
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Blamoan

Mixed race of black and somoan individuals
His mom is was black and his dad was samoan, so he is blamoan.
by fase March 26, 2019
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Blaine High School

A jail like building with no sunlight and barbed wire so children can’t escape. The teachers are rude asl and no one likes each other. But at least we ain’t Coon Rapids!
Blaine High School is a scary place to “learn” but we should be grateful that we arnt at Coon Rapids cause that schools ghetto asf
by CullenKorth November 15, 2019
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Black yoshi

Black yoshi: I want me some fried chicken.
Mario: no
Black yoshi: please Mario please
by Some1 @ the internet December 21, 2019
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