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the pimps birthday

One of several days of the year noted primarily by the birth of a major player or pump. Not to be confused with the Pope's birthday. These days are cause for celebration for most Protestants. Most notable of these days is January 16.
Wassup boo? I'ma throw down like it's the pimps birthday!! We all gon' be Joshin!
by Scorchedpork January 16, 2018
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Lucas’s birthday

Oh hey Lucas is it your birthday?
Iye Mate it’s pure my birthday man.
Oh well then everyone: yasssss it’s lucas’s birthday
by Lucas the cool wean November 6, 2019
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The Birthday Suite

A fabled spa/resort somewhere in the USA where, on your birthday, you get to relax for the whole day. You don’t wear any clothes from the time you enter to the time you leave, and you get to spend all day having sex with multiple partners and feasting on Little Debbie snack cakes.
Where the hell is Tim?

Oh, he’s over at the Birthday Suite. He’s turning 41 today.
by Big Buck Johnson July 23, 2025
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Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart
Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave
by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019
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Birthday balls

When its your birthday idk pixel didnt specify it he was peicing someone up and he said thats what birthday balls are
"Full priced " " that right their is what I like to call birthday balls niiiigaaa"
by Thebigdoge June 24, 2022
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Birthday Cake

by tavg123 December 11, 2023
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birthday cream

Semen; jizz, other ejaculated substances
Jeez, Jonny, I didn't expect you to give me THAT much birthday cream.
by The Formuoli March 24, 2016
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