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Alabama Hand Warmer

The act of ejaculating in ones hand, then open hand slapping your partner with the same hand.
Joe: Dude did you hear Alabama scored 65 points last night.

Me: No I didnt, but i scored an alabama hand warmer.
by Peanut Rouge Vandall III November 28, 2009
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Alabama Turkey Baster

A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.
Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat

Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."

Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
by Dave of DooM September 18, 2011
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alabama lust thrust

The art of gyrating in such a manner that ones balls and penis sway back and forth between the anus and belly button. Resulting in a loud slapping sound.
by LaWnDaRt420 May 4, 2010
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Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: for the frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
by Monke_man January 21, 2021
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alabama nut slam

A hot sensual also consensual slam of the nuts by a black (oppressed) female. Usually implemented with the knee or ass cheek, depends on preference. After the smash the female should suck the soul out of the nuts. SLAM AT YOUR OWN RISK
Ole racist Billy got him a sweet Alabama Nut Slam last night.
by Fat goose sixteen February 10, 2017
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Alabama Cozy Dog

The act of rubbing two penis’s together until they ejaculate onto one another much like dry humping or tit fucking.
I was with my friend last night and we both had a major boner so we had an Alabama Cozy Dog.
by Crazybird69 May 18, 2021
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Alabama Squeeze Box

It's a incestious sex move, where two brothers are pounding and/or throat fucking their sister from either side
by renzy1337 July 5, 2023
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