Belly Button Measuring Test

BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.

Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.

by Someguyyouveseenbefore January 12, 2025

Talentless Button-Pushing Thundercunts

Daft Punk

"Daft Punk are talentless button-pushing thundercunts"

by Kitchen appliance January 28, 2014

The Mouth Button

A figurative button one presses by saying something that jinxes a certain scenario.

- Alright! We're on a roll in this game! Nothing's gonna stop us now!
(Character suddenly dies)
- You pressed the mouth button.

by Tyrogarth June 10, 2018

Button Neck

A person who has a cramp in there neck from pushing the button on their phone while playing online slots!

How does she get a Button Neck from playing on the phone ?

by TimelessSkyGod March 18, 2024

fucked up button

When one of your buttons is fucked up. Then you take it away and remove the attachment it works better than before.

My name is Liam and all my buttons have gone thru the "fucked up button" process.

by anonymous March 23, 2021

Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)

*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023

Benjamin Button

Where a man pushes his non erect penis back inside himself then pulls the nutsac up over the inverted disco stick creating the button effect. Reversing the appearance of manhood.

Avoid that clown he likes to Benjamin Button .

by Sagiaquarius October 7, 2018