Definition 1: A type of horse that is on almost every little girl's christmas and/or birthday list, mainly due to the success of the show My Little Pony, but is almost never actually bought by the parents unless they're filthy rich.
Definition 2: A hit song from 1996 by R&B singer Ginuwine that is responsible for about 75% of the babies born in 1997.
Definition 2: A hit song from 1996 by R&B singer Ginuwine that is responsible for about 75% of the babies born in 1997.
1. Little girl: I want a pony for Christmas!
2. Ginuwine: if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony!
2. Ginuwine: if you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony!
by Don't do drugs kids November 17, 2017
Get the ponymug. A biological Man, from Kitimat, who takes part in vaginal/anal intercourse with a variety of different horse breeds and sizes.
I walked In on Mark F fucking the shit out of small horse. I don't understand why they think it's a good idea to become a Pony Pounder. Must be from Kitimat.
by HORSEFUCKERSPECIALIST October 25, 2025
Get the Pony Poundermug. Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022
Get the Upside Down Pony Polemug. by BeamMeUpScotty! October 28, 2015
Get the pony-boobsmug. 
Straight grabbing a girl by her pony tail, or hair in general, and putting her where you want; can be combined with follow up moves (similar to a Mortal Kombat combo, e.g. Pony pull take down to a throat throttle)
Example 1: Jake was walking out in the sunshine the other day and saw a blonde 10 that he had to have so he approached and proceeded with a pony pull take down to a throat throttle.
Example 2: Louis decided it was a good day to go out and get some more travel points on his credit card by purchasing a Nuru massage. On his way, he came across a double D bubble butt that he g-string snapped followed by a pony pull take down to a cum all over her D’s.
Example 3: Hayden was out giving the sobriety thing a try sucking down his 6th iced tea because his friend let him know he’s doing a 90-day detox while he was sipping on a Mai Tai from a beach somewhere. A tight bodied bikini babe walked by after snorkeling and when she removed her goggles Hayden proceeded to pony pull take down to the ground followed by a little additional buss in her eyes.
Example 4: Paul was fixing the ceiling fan when the doorbell rang. It was Girl Scouts selling cookies with their pack leader - a fresh out of college cheerleader that needed some discipline, so Paul dismissed the troops and did a pony pull take down on that cheerleader to a pony tail ceiling fan tie off to the finger blast or ass spank on each revolution guessing game to a buss in the pussy and finished the job by buying 2 boxes of lemon cookies and sending cheerleader back to her troops.
Example 2: Louis decided it was a good day to go out and get some more travel points on his credit card by purchasing a Nuru massage. On his way, he came across a double D bubble butt that he g-string snapped followed by a pony pull take down to a cum all over her D’s.
Example 3: Hayden was out giving the sobriety thing a try sucking down his 6th iced tea because his friend let him know he’s doing a 90-day detox while he was sipping on a Mai Tai from a beach somewhere. A tight bodied bikini babe walked by after snorkeling and when she removed her goggles Hayden proceeded to pony pull take down to the ground followed by a little additional buss in her eyes.
Example 4: Paul was fixing the ceiling fan when the doorbell rang. It was Girl Scouts selling cookies with their pack leader - a fresh out of college cheerleader that needed some discipline, so Paul dismissed the troops and did a pony pull take down on that cheerleader to a pony tail ceiling fan tie off to the finger blast or ass spank on each revolution guessing game to a buss in the pussy and finished the job by buying 2 boxes of lemon cookies and sending cheerleader back to her troops.
by kingkongbingbongdingdong September 23, 2022
Get the Pony Pull Take Downmug. The drowsiness or exhaustion, coupled with general brain fog, following the use of Benadryl (or other antihistamine, typically pink in color).
by Lawjick October 11, 2022
Get the Riding the pink ponymug.