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Food Farming

Food Farming is the act of eating food in a way that shows signs of OCD. The perpetrator will carefully farm “perfect” bites of food while simultaneously evening out the rest of their plate. Food Farmers often smooth out their food or make small rows on their plate.
“Luke.... you’re Food Farming again. Eat like a normal person
by Aew December 16, 2019
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bro farm

A place that seems to attract, and grow, douche-y bros that are muscular, wear overly clean baseball caps, and talk about women in my misogynistic ways. Probably in finance, real estate loan origination, or sales.
This bar is a bro farm, let's get out of here before someone puts something in your drink.
by anonymous June 11, 2024
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Shealwall farm

The almighty shell of the being where the pathetic slightly autistic angus lurked he will touch your mother but only with his fingers because his peen is -1 inch
I live at shealwall farm
by Ryan mcGregor January 16, 2019
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(internet) farm

1- A place collecting a certain group of people, or people who are willing to gossip about a certain topic. (e.g. Lolcow, Kiwifarms, 4chan, 8chan, etc.) Usually of which are offensive.

2- A website or area of the internet which helps you make money.
1- "This Lolcow.farm thread is such an (internet) farm! It's only attracting homophobes to talk about same-sex marriage laws."

2- "I found a (internet) farming website, and I've grinded 5 bitcoin overnight!"
by wormmmmmmm January 1, 2024
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John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals
1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
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Bass Farming

Bass Farming (BASE FARMING) is a musical technique developed by Aaron Kent (aka DJ IOD) in 2010. The technique is a growing research project in finding musical bass reverb differentials (aka "IODS") that are generated as a by product of applying vibrations together in varying forms.

The music format is designed to find the new edges of tech music (mostly from a drum and bass, hardstyle approach)
Bass Farming is an example of this would be one sound being played plus another sound being played, and the listener experiencing a third new referenced sound.
by xirtamtech May 6, 2012
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New Farm Mum

A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.
She is such a New Farm Mum.

Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.

What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.
by That Scoalable Guy November 28, 2018
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