bum blunts

blunts rolled out of paper grocery store bags
alot thicker then tabbaco blunts but look just like them
and alot easier to roll

man i couldnt find a swisher so i had to cop a bum blunt

man she sucks at rollin sweets bum blunts roll hella easier

by lalalalalalalallallalalallalal November 10, 2009

Bum Butt

A already smoked thrown away Cigarette, that is on the floor or in a public ashtray, that a bum or homeless person picks up, relights and smokes.

Homeless bum jay walking around the hood, found a half smoked Bum Butt on the floor, he picked it up, re lit it, and smoked it.

by Rik0290 January 28, 2009

Bummed in the face

Phrase from a joke by Ross Noble from his show Fizzy Logic
Telling you to never have a bum faced child because when they get embarrassed a baboon my take a liking to them. Resulting in the child being bummed in the face.

"The child's being bummed in the face!"

"Bummed in the face?"

"Yes, bummed in the face!"

by .E August 14, 2009

Bum Dangle

Also known as a dingle berry, clinkers and chug nuts.
Dried poo chunks stuck in ones bum hair!

These bum dangles are really pulling on my bum hair.

by Scary Mary2 January 20, 2007

Bum spider

Where a clump of poo gets stuck to your anal hair. You grab hold of said poo and pull it until it is removed. The poo takes with it a number of anal hairs during the removal which when placed in the palm of your hand looks like a spider. This is now a bum spider and can be used to chase your mates around and you will get similar reactions as if it was a normal spider.

Look at the size of this bum spider I just took out of my ass crack.

by Northern1000 January 9, 2018

bum plum

A big sore that dangles out of ones arse hole when straining to hard whilst taking a huge shit

Ouch, mum I pushed out a bum plum and its ripe for the picking

by bennygonebad October 23, 2013

Bum Fiend

1. A male, often a slight odd-ball or creep, who has an insatiable lust for the female bottom which goes way past perverted and borders on psychotic. Often lurks in bushes or back-alleys and pounces when least expected to grab that ass!

2. A man who enjoys simulating the "bumming" action behind a woman when she has bent over for some reason.

Dale: Umm, excuse me Janine, you seem to have dropped your purse.

Janine: Oh, so I have, your such a nice guy Dale (proceeds to bend down and retrieve it)

Dale: Giggidy (performs the bumming motion)

Gary: You are such a bum fiend...

by RspecksW June 1, 2010