When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.
by Nursing10 March 15, 2011
Get the Button Bruisemug. The art a sneakerly smelling the receiver belly button before performing oral sex. If the smell is bad there's a warning sign present of what to expect further down.
by Shieldslad86 July 17, 2020
Get the Button-Sniffmug. Guy A-"Hey, I fucked the hottest girl last night after we left the bar!"
Guy B-"Stuff it up your fart button Jim, I saw the hog you left with."
Guy B-"Stuff it up your fart button Jim, I saw the hog you left with."
by mfaded July 27, 2016
Get the fart buttonmug. by Monsoon Niplord April 22, 2022
Get the Dumb Buttonsmug. The one that if someone presses it right, and the partner doesn't die, they never have to come up with a Fort Wayne Panic Button or a Flint Panic Button. If you tried to do it with someone you didn't trust though, at least one person could die.
These two guys doing the Toledo Panic Button didn't seem too trustworthy, so the new guy declined when they asked him if he wanted to do it, even if they thought he was a bitch for it.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
Get the Toledo panic buttonmug. Another word for ticks, in the same manner that a snake is referred to as a "Nope Rope" or "Danger Noodle"
by SampleNicknameNo3288418 January 11, 2019
Get the Bully Buttonmug. When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.
A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.
A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.
CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.
by 000Six_Six000 December 14, 2022
Get the sure as buttonsmug.