by Jye the sex addict April 5, 2022
Get the potato wankermug. A helpful and extremely kind human being. However, the word Wank is not related to the word Wanker at all.
Joe: Hey, can you help me hide this body?
Frank: Ofcourse I Can!
Joe: Thanks, you are such a Wanker!
Frank: Ofcourse I Can!
Joe: Thanks, you are such a Wanker!
by ILikeToIdentifyAsYourMother May 16, 2023
Get the Wankermug. Refers to a twat with zero football knowledge, usually a plastic fan and glory hunter who supports Real madrid but isn't even spanish
Whats his opinion on that player ?
doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker
Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?
Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker
doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker
Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?
Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker
by Coolbeans 1899 July 10, 2015
Get the hala wankermug. Oh, ur such a wanker!
by WaaWaabby22 May 17, 2022
Get the Wankermug. 1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.
2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.
3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.
4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.
3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.
4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom
2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."
3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."
4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."
3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."
4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
by Wallaytism April 26, 2010
Get the Wonka Wankermug. a person who is often not generally liked among peers and often acts like they are extremely cool even though they are the complete opposite.
by mykill ranahin May 6, 2019
Get the wankermug. A hilarious derogatory term directed only at Trump supporters that was coined in 2018, inspired by "Bus Wanker" from the British sitcom "The Inbetweeners". This is where preferably in a mode of transport, going past a Trump supporter, leaning out the window, and shouting TRUMP WANKER. It's even funnier if there's more than one Trump Wanker and you use the wanking gesture.
So I was driving on my way to work and I saw a group of Trump supporters. Rolled the window down and yelled Trump Wankers at them. Got a good laugh out of it.
by Jame6sPascatore March 20, 2022
Get the Trump Wankermug.