Shaggin' wagon

What's a called a new expensive car when you're a male 16-25.

As a 16-25 male get a job so you can get a shaggin' wagon and literally pick up chicks and shag them, consensually of course.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2022

Burden wagoner

similar to band wagoner, but when some one has passed away before their time and everyone starts saying that the person who has died was their "best friend", or that they were so close with the person. mainly occurs in people who don't really have a cause in life and need to find some way to get attention and feel like they've done something productive for once. mostly occurs with teen deaths.

person 1: did you hear about joe? :(
Burden wagoner: yeah man, its too bad, that kid was my best friend.

person 1: didnt you only have like 1 class with him?
Burden wagoner: nah man. we hung out all the time and we were real close
person 1: oh, yeah okay.
Burden wagoner: no im serious, we really did hang out all the time.
person 1: alright. (sarcasm)

by jigggg November 23, 2011

Wagon Wheel

Name given to a person who walks with crooked legs or a pronounced limp...usually due to a debilitating disease or injury.

Everyone laughed as Wagon Wheel hobbled down the hall at work...

by Trudat75 March 22, 2017

Pussy Wagon

A car of some sort that seems like a old hag would drive, like a minivan or even a PT Cruiser.

“Ben, your mom drives a Pussy Wagon.”

“Oh look it’s a Pussy Wagon.”

“Imagine owning a Pussy Wagon”

by Slinkbat April 29, 2021

wagoner borrow

When you borrow something with the intent to not give it back. Less sever than stealing.

Do you like this book bag? I wagoner borrowed it from work.

by Sticky fingers 2000 October 29, 2023

g wagon

a term typically gamers use to describe someone of a bigger size, because a g wagon is a bigger car

omg look at that g wagon

by angel2740 February 4, 2021

bubble wagon

A person who farts a lot at once while doing an activity

Ew tommy just farted, he is such a bubble wagon!

by Scarlett May December 4, 2017